NaPoWriMo Day 3:- we challenge you to try this out yourself by writing a list poem in which all the items are made-up names. If band names don’t inspire, how about a list of titles for romantic novels? Or new television cop dramas? They can be as over-the-top as you like, because that’s (at least) half the fun.
Which would ya like ta watch? Take ya pick, the music’s thick and thirsty fer ya ear’oles. Make it quick. Here ups the bill tonight.
7pm sharp. Tickets at the Door
Write a Note, Mate always late, followed by
all the Greedy Spiders what glides like
a wet bunch of Beer-Buzz Soddoffs what lay about like
Roses in the Kitchen Cupboard drunk like
Holey Shitty Water dried on dark on
A Man A Lone dances to his own in
OXO Circles to the tune of
In The Skinny Blue through a true
Non-Nomadic Crowd toxic with Metal Bubbles
and no Damn Women Aloud!
Emergency Exiters to the left, Fire Hosers to the right
Now, let’s get this DigShin started, eh!